October 2008
2 posts
401-keg
For Your Info:
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you
would have $49.00 left.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have...
Sage Advice
“By and large, 70% to 90% of you wanted something to be done to calm the economy, but you didn’t want $700 billion in new debt to bail out Wall Street. The stock market has had record declines since then. What’s going on? You need to remember that you need to take control of your life. It’s disturbing that people in government totally disregard what the people tell them to...
August 2008
3 posts
The Great Pop vs. Soda Controversy - What Do You... →
ABSTRACT
Using the World Wide Web to gather and process data from across English-speaking North America, I intend to plot the regional variations in the use of the terms “Pop” and “Soda” to describe carbonated soft drinks.
CONCLUSION
People who say “Pop” are much, much cooler.
“The simple life is overrated, it’s just too complicated.”
– Charles Osgood
WatchI’m running for President… wish me luck!
April 2008
1 post
Mohangic
I was walking outside and I jumped into my sandbox and I noticed I wasn’t home. I was at Mohangic. A big magic place. A castle was put there last year and I saw I wasn’t alone. A beautiful unicorn was standing in front of me. A beautiful saddle was placed on her back. Suddenly, I felt hungry but I didn’t dare ask. A strange bird floated to the ground. It’s big, beautiful...
November 2007
1 post
“Parity, thy name is chaos.”
– Frank DeFord